The latest figures available for fiscal year 2009 (that ending September 30, 2009) indicate that the federal deficit for the year so far is about $232 billion. This represents the deficit for the month of October just past. Annualized, the deficit for the year at this rate, in other words, would reach $2,784,000,000,000, or nearly 3 trillion dollars. We have, ladies and gentlemen, entered the Realm of Weimar, that crucial threshold where all semblance of rationality, manageability, and sanity is gone. Our situation is now analogous to the coked-out movie star who has become indifferent to the repo men who have scaled the security gate and are systematically hotwiring and driving off his Rolls-Royces, and hijacking his Gulfstream Jets in midflight and and holding auctions of his Beverly Hills mansions - but not only indifferent, but manically screaming that he needs more coke and whores and tells his henchman, as he waves his gun around, that he demands a new Mercedes and a villa on Como.
November 14, 2008
George W. Bush's Coup de Grace
The latest figures available for fiscal year 2009 (that ending September 30, 2009) indicate that the federal deficit for the year so far is about $232 billion. This represents the deficit for the month of October just past. Annualized, the deficit for the year at this rate, in other words, would reach $2,784,000,000,000, or nearly 3 trillion dollars. We have, ladies and gentlemen, entered the Realm of Weimar, that crucial threshold where all semblance of rationality, manageability, and sanity is gone. Our situation is now analogous to the coked-out movie star who has become indifferent to the repo men who have scaled the security gate and are systematically hotwiring and driving off his Rolls-Royces, and hijacking his Gulfstream Jets in midflight and and holding auctions of his Beverly Hills mansions - but not only indifferent, but manically screaming that he needs more coke and whores and tells his henchman, as he waves his gun around, that he demands a new Mercedes and a villa on Como.
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Labels: Bush and the Economy
November 12, 2008
Captain Barack of the S.S. Carpathia
So Bush has 68 days left; does the United States? This is pretty excruciating to watch, the clock ticking down on an utterly failed presidency while the stock market continues to tank, the auto industry verges on collapse and the same clown troupe presides over the bankrutpcy of the federal government. "President" Bush seems as oblivious as ever. I guess he honestly doesn't notice that anything whatsoever is wrong anywhere. Everything is fine; c'mon in, Barack, let's sit in the Oval Office and talk shop. There is so much you need to learn from me. The sales of General Motors are down 45% this year compared to last. Its stock capitalization is now 4% of the value of Toyota. During the Eisenhower era, the saying was that "as General Motors goes, so goes the nation." This is about exactly right; the Dow Jones is at 8,400 currently, versus a high of 14,000. Let's go to the chalk board and figure that one out. Wow, wouldn't you know it? That's a 40% drop. Ike was right! And here's a video of some wise guy with a foreign accent uttering the unthinkable: "The United States may be on course to lose its 'AAA' rating due to the large amount of debt it has accumulated, according to Martin Hennecke, senior manager of private clients at Tyche. "The U.S. might really have to look at a default on the bankruptcy reorganization of the present financial system" and the bankruptcy of the government is not out of the realm of possibility, Hennecke said. "In the United States there is already a funding crisis, and they will have to sell a lot more bonds next year to fund the bailout packages that have already been signed off," Hennecke told CNBC." You'll notice that the disputatious guy with a different foreign accent takes issue with the doomsayer by trotting out the usual bromides; the US prints the world's reserve currency, it has an infinitely elastic capacity to raise money through taxation, etc. Then, sensing that's not enough, he throws in everything else: the USA is "innovative," and resilient, and, and.....IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, DAMMIT! Things are not getting better fast. Of course, as Mr. Hennecke points out, we have a lot of company around the world. Maybe the World Trade Organization could be rechristened the DTO, the Deadbeat Trade Outfit. Instead of Triple A ratings, we could simplify to three new ratings: A: We'll probably have something for you later in the week. B: Things are a little tight right now. C: The check's in the mail. 68 days to go. Bush can do a lot of damage in 68 days. He has no peer in the modern world when it comes to wreaking havoc. Sure, it looks easy to take the national debt from $5 trillion to $10 trillion in only eight years, but that's just because you've never tried it. And the stock market? Where should the Dow actually be at this point? Let's say, to be generous, that Bush began at about 10,000. Let's compute a rate of return of 7% on that level for 8 years and see what we get, shall we? There's your basic formula. This innocent looking equation is not very kind to Mr. Bush; you see, 7% is actually a pretty reasonable estimate of bull market returns back in the good old days. Future value = present value times the sum of 1 plus .07 multiplied by itself 8 times. Which equals 17,181. We've come this far; let's check the current value as a fraction against this fantasy result had we been governed by a real president: 8,400/17,181 = 49%. That again seems about right; about 49% of the electorate voted for George W. Bush in 2000. How's that working for you? I suppose the rest of the ghoulish games that might be played between now and January 20, 2009 include over/under guesses on the unemployment rate (official version). We're at 6.5% I'm confident George can get it to 7.5%. If GM goes, the ripple effect would get us to 10% all by itself. How about a guess as to the federal deficit for the fiscal year ending September 30, 2009? Anyone doubt that George W. Bush will smash all records, maybe by a factor of 3? If you doubt it, you just don't have the kind of faith in our boy that I do. Perhaps this is a little like the situation in 1912. Barack Obama is the captain of the Carpathia. He hears the distress calls of the Titanic. He's steaming in the direction of the doomed ship, but it's breaking in half and going down. The survivors in the life boats are looking frantically for their loved ones in the icy waters. By the time the rescue ship can reach the scene, a deathly silence prevails over the black sea.
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Labels: American economy
November 11, 2008
The Prop Eights of the Future
From the irrepressible, indispensable Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.com, the new and future genius of all things statistical:
At the end of the day, Prop 8's passage was more a generational matter than a racial one. If nobody over the age of 65 had voted, Prop 8 would have failed by a point or two. It appears that the generational splits may be larger within minority communities than among whites, although the data on this is sketchy.
The good news for supporters of marriage equity is that -- and there's no polite way to put this -- the older voters aren't going to be around for all that much longer, and they'll gradually be cycled out and replaced by younger voters who grew up in a more tolerant era. Everyone knew going in that Prop 8 was going to be a photo finish -- California might be just progressive enough and 2008 might be just soon enough for the voters to affirm marriage equity. Or, it might fall just short, which is what happened. But two or four or six or eight years from now, it will get across the finish line.
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Labels: Equal Rights
November 10, 2008
You Go, O
It's distressing, only in the sense of unfamiliarity, that Barack Obama is doing so many things right already. I have read that the most profoundly unsettling thing about international travel, for example, is that nothing is where it usually is in your life and you have to adapt every waking minute. That's probably why you can remember the details of trips so well: you had to focus, whereas one's usual somnambulant routine requires no such concentration.
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Labels: Obama Presidency